Now this is going to be a fun group, Intros please.

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  1. etechstan
    I'm Stan, I'm 24 years old, 6'3" very muscular with an awesome 6 pack. I do bathing suit and underwear modeling for the fun of it since I don't need to earn money because my dad invented the microchip. With dad's money, I bought 10,000 MegaMillion lottery tickets last year and won $340,000,000. I have my choice of any woman in the club when I get there because I pay all the men to leave. My guitar playing is phenomenal, I have ghost played for Satch, Vai, EVH and many other well known players.
  2. Moggl
    Ditto. Only, I can't play the guitar to save my life, and I've never made as much as a single penny playing. I really believe all the wonderful stuff the internet tells me about the two string companies on the planet, and how a pick-up can turn you into Steve Lukather. Also, wood is a myth.
  3. die Bullen
    die Bullen
    I'm Die Bullen and was the "hot cop" in the Village People back in the day. Since then I have graduated onto many TV slots all in police roles like MacGuyver, Blue Thunder, Airwolf, Knight Rider and the A Team. Luckily I stopped aging at 32 so I still get the choice roles out there- but can't tell you which ones anymore because I am under a "no-tell" contract.
  4. die Bullen
    die Bullen
    Blues how about an intro?
  5. zontar
    I first picked up a guitar in the early 70's, when Jeff Beck taught me a few riffs & licks. I built up my chops as a secret member of the touring bands for Bob Dylan, Chick Corea, the Rolling Stones, Alice Cooper, Van Morrison, Joe Cocker, Deep Purple, and many more. I was always behind the stage, but heard prominently in the mix.

    It was due to this experience that I formed a band with Joe Satriani before he became famous, and Joe played rhythm, bowing to my guitar prowess.
    However a major lawsuit prevented the band from recording or touring, and also it prevented me from launching a solo career until just last year.
    During the intervening years I had to record under a variety of assumed names-some of which you may recognize-including Eric Gales, Steve Morse, Zakk Wylde, Slash, Robert Cray, and Zollo Bean.
  6. zontar
    Part 2-
    Then finally I started work on my solo album. I have tracks recorded featuring Robert Plant, Buddy Guy, Ian Gillan, Ann & Nancy Wilson, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Brian May, Stuart Hamm, Jonathan Mover, Tommy Aldridge, Rudy Sarzo, Mark Knopfler, Paul McCartney and Charlie Watts, among others.

    Pre-sale orders-both online, and for actual stores are through the roof, but I am not happy with the mix, and then my engineer called in Axl Rose to clean it up, which only made it worse, so I have to start all over again, after firing my engineer.

    I will let all of you in this club in on its release before I advise the forum at large.
    Heck, I'll send you a free copy--even on the special red vinyl, if you'd like.
  7. die Bullen
    die Bullen
    Few people know that I was personally responsible for Liberace's wardrobe. I think a few people in this club still have some of those sequined jackets???
  8. zontar
    No sequined jackets in my closet, but I do have one made of old style beverage can openers...
  9. etechstan
    I have a life time supply of Billy Beer and drink it every week end. I still look good in spandex and my mullet makes Dog the Bounty Hunter cry from envy when ever I take him out on a real risky bounty hunt. I am forming a team of male super models/extreme athletes to go accomplish what the US military can't; capture Osama Bin Laden. We are taking camera crews and a portable catwalk to also film the new clothing line inspired by this adventure.
  10. die Bullen
    die Bullen
    You know on my last weekly dumpster dive in Newark I picked up YET ANOTHER original 1952 Les Paul Goldtop in mint condition. That makes 4 this month alone!!! For some reason someone keeps throwing very valuable vintage instruments in the same dumpster on the McCarter Highway. I can't tell you which store the dumpster is behind though or you would be waiting there too...
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