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    Axe-honerated zontar's Avatar
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    dB is only 3'4" and thinks he is a master short order cook.
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar plays a piccolo that is pitched so high, no living animal can hear it- and it is so small it can't be seen without serious magnification.

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    dB auditioned for the Riverbottom Nightmare Band--but was turned down for being too scary...
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar hasn't missed a Rocky Horror Picture Show performance since 1973

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    dB was once married to Susan Sarandon
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar's cul-de-sac Lemon aid stand is officially open for business this weekend & this summer they will be open 24/7.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC has a first aid kit ready to help any injured citrus fruit he encounters
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Z.'s first aid kit consists of gauze, masking tape and a bottle of bourbon.
    I don't play guitar because I'm good at it, I play because it's fun!!

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    Estan is actually a St. Bernard

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    dB is St Bernard (Not the dog--the person)
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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