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    Zontar has not swam since the movie JAWS.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC has avoided people with braces since he saw Moonraker and the character Jaws

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    DB constructed his own braces out paperclips & rubber bands. This resulted in near choking to death in his sleep when he was 12.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC once tried to date Cher but she was simply too much for him to deal with

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    With all DB's Break Dancing abilities the pretty girls were just lining up
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC breaks a bone every time he dances--not necessarily his own...
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar only likes ska because he likes the word "skank"

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    DB has a cat named Skank. You should see the look on his neighbors face's when he calls her in from the yard for the night. Skank! Skank! Here Kittie Kittie!
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC named his dog Rabies & his cat Sushi...
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar went as a Kit Kat for Halloween last year and some deranged guy tried breaking his ear off and eating it

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