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    KC's no fail pickup line in a bar is "hey Horseface, wanna ride?"

    It doesn't work...

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    dB raises zebras & tigers, but won't even talk about leopards
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar used to own a small zoo but they had to close down because there prize attraction Doris the Chicken died
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC's zoo's main attraction was a house cat wearing an old fur stole as Leo the Lion.
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar tried starting a cat metal band called "Lep o' Pard and the Tiggy Katz" but it fizzled out

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    DB is working on a horn metal project.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC started a band with a fire department trumpet

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    DB has custom trumpet sounding kazo's mounted on all his trumpets.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC's favourite Flintstones character is Kazoo (that rotten little goody goody)

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    DB nicknamed his boss Mr Slate at a company Christmas party & it stuck. Now he lives in fear that his boss is going to find out it was him that started it all.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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