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    When Zontar is mad at his kids, he tans their hides

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    DB doesn't spank his kids. He believes in grounding. His one child has been grounded since 2012 with no possibility of parole till the summer of 2019.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC simply starves family members into capitulation when it is grounding time

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    DB ride's a unicycle while playing a trumpet as part of his act.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC is a professional juggler

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    dB is a professional jugular
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar was fired from his last job for operating on the weather vein (sic)

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    DB can tell the air temperature by simply licking the tip of his forefinger & pointing it towards the sky.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC is such a big guy he wears wind socks

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    DB insists that the family refer to him as Big Daddy.
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