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    DB holds the world speed record of an adult seated on the child seat of a shopping cart rolled down a steep incline. 87.3 mph. His pit crew had to use the jaws of life to get him out afterwards.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    If KC doesn't stop wearing those riding boots to work he's going to get one stuck where the sun don't shine

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    DB sleeps with his boots on.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC sleeps in a baby bathtub because he finds it comforting

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    DB straps a baby bath to each foot for snow shoes.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC has a bird bath in the middle of his living room

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    DB's birdbath offers a simoniz hot wax option.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC loops the song Birdbath by the Trashmen to drive his wife bonkers- his big solos are at 19 and 49 seconds

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2NjAkpklfs

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    DB suffers from Ornithophobia.
    Great Guitars Are A Formula Not A Logo.

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    KC is scared of the card game Crazy 8's because of a shellacking he took once as a kid from Big Unca Biggs, whoi hustled him out of a pack of Wrigley's gum

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