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    DB once lost his rent money in a game at a traveling carnival. Luckily for him they allowed him to earn 1/2 of it back by spreading sawdust at the Tilt A Whirl and pressure washing the inside of the rides.
    The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.
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    KC was so hungry last night he scrounged the sawdust on the floor at the bar looking for treats

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    DB had a dream last night that he was forced to eat a giant dry sandwich. This morning he can't find his pillow & he keeps coughing up feathers.
    The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.
    Frank Zappa.

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    KC is so cheap he won't buy his family cold cuts- only mustard sandwiches for them...

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    DB controls the family commissary with an iron hand. Each member is issued stamps for there daily rations. He's cut his grocery bills by 68%
    The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.
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    KC has earned so many S&H green stamps that he could buy a Bentley

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    DB purchased an airplane with his Airmiles card.
    The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.
    Frank Zappa.

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    KC has no miles on his frequent flier card but pays thousands of dollars for "free flights"

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    DB plan's to live totally off the grid by 2020 in his cabin in the woods of Smokey mountain.
    The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.
    Frank Zappa.

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    KC already lives off the grid thanks to methane power, which he produces in great quantities

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