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    When he was a youngster dB left his electrical corkscrew in his easy chair. Eventually he switched it on as he sat down on it. He jumped so hard that his horns got stuck in the ceiling. No wonder he won't trust those electrical corkscrews anymore.

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    Here's one FAT lie: FAK usually gets his assumtions wrong.

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    FAK was never a youngster
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    FAK pines for the good old days when he was tooling around in an early 1980's "high end Lada", the sportiest car he ever owned.

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    dB has never skipped a post in this thread
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    For a quite long time zontar desperately wanted to work as a news anchorman but that never worked out.

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    FAK was once Tom Jones personal assistant but quit because Tom insisted that he hold him while he cried after every performance.
    The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.
    Frank Zappa.

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    KC was in charge of Tom Jones laundry after concerts
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar has washer woman's elbow

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    dB has one he keeps in a mason jar
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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