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    Axe-honerated zontar's Avatar
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    KC invented mustard-less mustard so people who hate mustard have something to put on their hot dogs
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar likes mustard and wants to grow his own. Although searching ever so hard he has not yet found a dealer to buy the seeds from.

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    FAK has hoarded all the mustard seeds int he world in an attempt to drive up the price & get rich.
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    After editing the word association thread Zontar set up a game of hopscotch in his living room and hurt his right hand side hip so bad that he had to send for the doctor.

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    FAK has created a drinking game called hop scotch--he is the only one who can make it to the end without falling over.
    Alcohol has no effect on him
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    If you rearranged the letters in Z O N T A R you'd get T A R Z A N.

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    French Army knife is an anagram of "Canadian Mounted, baby, Police force at work"
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar has developed a rotary dial smart phone that is getting a lot of attention, but not the good kind...

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    dB has been camping out for 3 months waiting for the phone to go on sale.
    I've been a pilgrim on this earth, since the day of my birth, I'm a long way from my home.

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    Zontar already started camping out at Long & McQuade to ensure he is the first one in the store for this year's Black Friday sale

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