make up a lie about the poster above you

[etechstan]

dB's swing band does an Iron Maiden tribute set; they call it "Swingin Maiden". That tuba player really comes close to copying Steve Harris' ultra fast bass licks.

[die Bullen]

Etechstan once did a tribute to the Beatles playing a 1 hour version of Michelle on the saxophone; problem is he doesn't play the sax and the whole hour is a torturous mess...

[atmike]

Torturous Mess is the name of dB's new heavy-metal post-punk accordion band.

[etechstan]

atmike is the Dinner Detective!! The Dinner Detective® Interactive Murder Mystery Dinner Show

[die Bullen]

Etechstan is a different kind of dinner detective. He goes around bad restaurants trying to discern what the heck you are actually eating...

[atmike]

dB has written a 304 page monograph on the difference between dinner and supper.

[etechstan]

atmike is amazed that dinner and supper have so much in common. Both have 6 letters, double consonants in the middle, end in er, and have the same vowel/consonant pattern and ratio. And, most important, both are meals eaten in the late afternoon or evening. He is now trying to find other word pairs with this significance. He feels that by compiling all this data he will one day answer the age old question, "why are we here?"

[die Bullen]

Stan once did "one of those" deep dive analyses into why the words "god" and "dog" are palindromes of each other. About 4 months and 1000 research pages later, his wife pointed out that it is just a coincidence and he dropped the whole thing

[atmike]

dB tries to limit himself to a 500-word vocabulary. He is rarely successful.

[die Bullen]

What ATMike doesn't tell you is that he's actually a NASA scientist that puts Albert Einstein's intelligence to shame.